Celery is supposedly a “free” food and I’ve even heard that you burn more calories chewing it than you take in. Do people actually enjoy eating celery? I feel like a big dope taking a “bite” of a celery stick and then it gets stuck in my teeth and there are stringy things everywhere. The little strings get stuck to the back of my tongue and I gag trying to pick out…not to mention rattling the building with the sound of the crrrunch.
I forgot to wear earrings today. I feel naked without them.
I don’t know how I lived this long without Instagram.
Why has the US of A not discovered Happy Hippos yet?
A guy in Texas got life in prison after getting his eighth DWI. I salute this jury, but why did the authorities wait until number eight to do something about this guy’s problem?! All well, his liver won’t last a year in prison.
That awkward moment when the office phone rings right after you popped a carrot in your mouth…luckily the waste can was close and I just spit it out.
Chocolate + hazelnuts = best combo ever. Almonds aren’t bad either. <– Don’t even try debating that.
And last but not least:
Yes. Yes. Yes.
See ya tomorrow with November pictures that weren’t.